TELEVISION

I came across this poem on the net and, as television is our next topic, I thought I could share it with you. I hope you like it!!!!!

        

Turn Off the TV  
 (by Bruce Lansky)

My father gets quite mad at me;

my mother gets upset

when they catch me watching

our new television set.

My father yells, “Turn that thing off!”

Mom says, “It’s time to study.”

I’d rather watch my favorite TV show

with my best buddy.

I sneak down after homework

and turn the set on low.

But when she sees me watching it,

my mother yells out, “No!”

Dad says, “If you don’t turn it off,

I’ll hang it from a tree!”

I rather doubt he’ll do it,

’cause he watches more than me.

He watches sports all weekend,

and weekday evenings too,

while munching chips and pretzels

the room looks like a zoo.

So if he ever got the nerve

to hang it from a tree,

he’d spend a lot of time up there

watching it with me.

Source: My Dog Ate My Homework (Meadowbrook Press, 1991)