These are the two advertisements we have chosen for the final week.
LYRICSAnother year over Where do they go to? It's a mystery. Now it's December So much to remember Before Christmas Eve. I'm already late And my train is delayed Disruptions on the line. I race into work And the place is berserk Yes, it's Christmas time. I want to find the greatest gift I can give my family, But right now I don't have time to breathe. The streets are chaotic, The shops idiotic, There's a queue for the queue. A granny's taking her time at the front of the line "Ninety-one, ninety-two". There's a party at work And the manager's twerkin' inappropriately. To top off the day Another train is delayed, It's a catastrophe. "Christmas time is here". I'd like to spend the time With the ones I love so dear. I'm trying to find the greatest gift I can give my family. I don't have time, There's only one of me. Tell me how do people do it all, I'll never get it done. If only there was a way to be In two places at once. "Wait, that gives me an idea!" If I wasn't alone, What if I had a clone, I could do so much more. It would all be a breeze, With a couple more mes I'd have time galore. I want to find the greatest gift I can give my family. The greatest gift I can give is me. Now I can meet with the boss And empty out my inbox all simultaneously, Leaving me time to spend With my family and friends, Where I wanna be. I want to find the greatest gift I can give my family. The greatest gift that I can give is me. Repeat chorus
Let's begin the week with a smile. The Polish auction site Allegro has released a touching and funny advertisement for this Christmas with some great ideas for learning English. An old man on a mission to learn English .......